So, a woman and her husband are celebrating their 10 year anniversary. They both decide not to spend a lot of money on a gift for each other. The woman has the idea to buy her husband a cheap pet. She rolls into the pet store looks around and doesn’t find anything that matches her price range. She asks the manager if he has any pets for a good price. “Well I have these Bullfrogs here for $20 each and apparently they give BJ’s. I don’t know from personal experience but I’ve sold about forty of them and nobody has returned any.” The woman thinks it’s a funny idea, so she buys it and gives it to her husband. She tells him what she was told; they both have a good laugh and go to bed. At about three in the morning she wakes up to a ruckus in the kitchen. She rolls down stairs to find her husband and the Bullfrog reading cookbooks. “What’s going on here?” she asks. Her husband looks up at her and says, “If I can teach this bullfrog how to cook its over!”